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Question 1:

It was a pleasant enough morning, there near the public transit train station (BART), in El Cerrito, California. Well, pleasant enough, other than that naked guy lying on the tree stump, doing what in public?

	Feeding and frolicking with the animals			Reading a book and enjoying the warming sunshine

	Masturbating

Question 2:

Someone called the police who arrived upon the scene, and proceeded to arrest the man on charges of indecent exposure. When police asked Mr. Sheehan is he had anything else police should know about, Sheehan replied that he had what in his anus?

	A first edition "Captain Underpants" book			Some poo, but not for long

	He had a concealed weapon

Question 3:

Once police were aware of the potential danger there could be, they drew their weapons on Sheehan, and called the fire department for anal removal. The fire department decided the pro's should do the removal: a hospital. Who finally did the deed?

	Mr. Sheehan himself			Police bomb squad

	Hospital staff