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Question 1:

"It just seemed like a good idea at the time," Westerville North High School student Taylor C. Killian said, after his adventure. Taylor was looking to create a bit of a commotion, so he stripped naked in school, and covered himself with?

	Cream cheese			Ketchup and mustard

	Grapeseed oil

Question 2:

Naked at school and covered with a foreign substance, Taylor did the only logical thing and headed to the lunchroom. When he appeared, mayhem broke out. Taylor chased students until someone tried to grab him. Did his special coating help or hurt?

	It helped him escape the steely claws of justice			Mmmm, he looked good enough to eat

	It helped justice to capture and lock up this loon

Question 3:

Having cornered a group of terrified students, Taylor was confronted with the school's resource Officer Doug Staysniak. Staysniak pulled out his Taser and managed to subdue the nude provocateur, but how many zaps did it take to stop this school stripper?

	This fella's putting up a fight, two ought to do it			One stopped him in his tracks

	Three discharges from a Taser?, well if that what it takes...

Question 4:

Poor Yuris Sinkevicius wasn't happy about being arrested and jailed for being part of a crime ring. Fortunately, he and his cellmate were left alone with a quantity of vegetable oil, and some spare time. Yuris came up with a great idea, he would...

	Sell the oil to a guard so he could afford to buy a fryer, then steal the oil back			Fry up a huge order of donuts for his pals in the cell block

	Cover himself and his cellmate with oil and escape into the darkness

Question 5:

Yuris had outdone himself, his plan worked like a charm, just one thing, where had Yuris been jailed?

	Inside the frickin' Arctic Circle in Norway			Warm and sunny Spain

	The temperate climate of Zwolle, Holland