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Troublesome body parts too

Not my crescent wrenches! Photo by Vanesa Berrutto

Question 1:

So, you come back to work at Woman's Hospital in Baton Rouge, Louisiana after some well-deserved R&R, and find some pee in your toolbox. Either the result of a practical joke, or extremely bad aim. Nobody fesses up to the act, what do you do?

	Laugh about it			DNA test each and every one of your co-workers

	Cry about it

Question 2:

Who donated their bodily fluid for the evil deed?

	Fun loving Derrick			Crazy Curt

	Evil Adolph

Question 3:

Spotsylvania County Sheriff Howard Smith recently had to break the news to his deputies that which investigative technique was no longer allowed?

	Beating of suspects			Sex with suspected prostitutes

	Shooting at anything that moves			Starsky & Hutch painted police cars

Question 4:

The Washington Post reports that before the new order went into effect, two police detectives entered the local Moon Spa, and engaged in which activities?

	Beat up patrons, played the jukebox loudly, and danced like wildmen			Got a massage, a bath, another massage, and a sex act performed upon them

	Shot the place up

Question 5:

Veysel Dalc, a member of Turkey's Justice and Development Party, was kind enough to lay a wreath before the highly respected, and dead, Turkey founder Kemal Atatürk. Sadly, a body part did not follow etiquette, and he was arrested, because?

	He did not turn his body at a specified time			He saluted with the wrong hand

	No chewing gum in front of the exhalted one